I just heard about this recently... (Supposedly, this took place in one of SM Megamall's parking buildings. True or not, I love it!)
There was a lady driving her Mercedes Benz waiting for a car to move out of its parking slot so that she could then take its place. But as soon as the other car got out, some guy driving a Honda Civic cut her and stole the slot. The lady got down to argue with the guy.
He said: "Lady, in this world, it pays to be fast."
The lady silently walked away and got back into her car. She backed up and hit the Civic, head on. She backed up again, hit the car again. Perhaps she did this around ten times. Then she got out of her car, approached the driver of the Civic, threw a business card at him, and said:
"In this world, it pays to be rich. You can call my lawyer."
Don't you hate people who steal parking slots? I remember one time someone did that to the boyfriend so we put the car's wipers up and changed the alignment of and folded the side mirrors. Teehee. I was tempted to scratch the car, but I guess that would have been too much...